St. Thomas

Saint Thomas is the most populated and developed of the three big U.S. Virgin Islands. People in Saint Croix warned me that I wouldn’t like it. To them it was just a seething urban cesspool. But not to the rest of us, I think.

The boat rides between Saint John and Saint Thomas were sunny and pleasant.

  • This island is Great Saint James. Behind it is Little Saint James. These isles are of Epstein fame. the

The town of Charlie Amalie, where we stayed, was pulchritudinous.

  • This view is from the top of a cablecar.
  • See the cables?
  • At the top of the cable car was an interracial gang of Santas.
  • Look, they have a video game store!

At some point I was walking around the airport perimeter hunting for girls.

Getting around the islands was pretty easy; there were lots of inexpensive group taxis.

We took a taxi down to the starting point for a hike to the island’s most popular beach.

  • We chose not to eat this. I regret it to this day.
  • Dressed in yellow, she says “hello.”
  • On arrive.

The island has food and drink to sustain its human population.

  • Haitian food.
  • Brewery.

Saint Thomas is built up, though. Not nearly as many sexy chickens as the other islands :(.